May 23rd / 87,784 notes †are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
May 5th / 25,457 notes †Aren’t we all internet explorers?
May 5th / 6,026 notes †
#My name is Sayid Jarrah and I am a torturer. #I also am I part-time sassy host of a family relationship tv reality series.
Apr 27th / 83,701 notes †Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
- romeo: hey i just met you.
- romeo: and this is crazy.
- romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
- romeo: so marry me maybe.
- normal people: :-)
- voldemort: :)
Apr 18th / 37,964 notes †i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
Mar 26th / 19,062 notes †i was eating oreos and i was dunking it in milk and the cookie broke and sunk to the bottom so now i’m just staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people
